Luckily, Forest Lodge, the 328-year-old mansion in Windsor Great Park, looks an absolutely ideal spot for the family of five to begin again, with plenty of greenery surrounding it (something the Princess has routinely said is important to her) and more than enough room for the three royal children.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving from Adelaide Cottage to Forest Lodge in Windsor Great Park later this year.The Prince and Princess of Wales' decision to leave Adelaide Cottage

A witness said Prince Andrew, Duke of York, was riding his horse through Windsor Great Park when he came across workmen installing speed bumps - then pulled up beside them and launched into a rant