As the Coldplay kiss-cam couple fades, Chris Martin has the same routine, the woman who shot video has made no money and we're all just horrible, awful people.

The former Astronomer CEO just learned a tough lesson about social media and life. Like a lot of Gen Zers, I knew this already. I learned it at 15.

"If we are getting creative, a possible claim would be for defamation," an attorney exclusively tells Page Six.