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"You have to stand under a shower for fifteen ... "No longer will shower heads be weak and worthless," the draft said, per the WSJ. The order also said it wanted to "Make America's Showers Great ...

Even when it condemns you about a real weakness, there are other ways of delivering the message. Also, the general message that you are worthless, or something like that, is just plain wrong.

"You have to stand under a shower for fifteen minutes until ... "No longer will shower heads be weak and worthless," the draft said, per the WSJ. The order also said it wanted to "Make America's ...